This is what late night conversations you get when you have a son that wakes you at 5 in the morning regularly, especially on holidays.
Kent: "You got sauce on the back of your dress."
Flo: "Dang it. I can understand how I got it all over my belly but not my butt."
Kent: "Is your butt pregnant?"
Flo, sputtering with laughter: "Never say that to a woman!"
Kent: "Well, it (pregnancy) worked for your front!"